Wolfman, The Black Bear Series, Stadium, White Plains

” You’ve all heard about what goes on during a shift.. although the names may have been changed to protect the innocent, the stories are all true I can assure you. I’d like to shed some light on the other side of the bar, to the dark side. What happens when a bunch of savages spend the shift partying and having more fun than the customers? When you are encouraged to throw the party, you throw the party! This often led to shenanigans after hours once the staff had their happy hour, except imagine showing up to happy hour already 20 shots in. One night in particular was taken to the next level. On our walk over to the diner, we came upon a fountain that is prominently displayed on a busy street. Fellow savage, let’s call him Francis K, looked at me and said the 2 words that no one can back down from.. “YOU WON’T!” It was then that I knew I would be going into that fountain one way or the other. Never one to back down from a challenge, I went into that fountain and did so naked of course, save for the arm band and speed opener still attached. Flopping around that morning in the shallow but soothing, cool water, must’ve been quite the sight for all of the early morning commuters and joggers. So much so that one thoughtful person decided that the police should also be witness to all of the impromptu fun! Luckily for me, they arrived just as I had been finishing up and getting dressed. However that was not the case for my other buddy who was about to go next and was now hiding naked in the bushes!! Thankfully our boss who was also with us knew the cop, and after shaking his head so much I thought it might fall off, he let us go!! Which in turn led to one of the craziest plot twists a few months later between him and I, but that’ll have to be a story for another time. What can I say, as was often proclaimed in the wee hours of the morning, and sometimes not so wee hours.. YOU ONLY YOLO ONCE!! Long live Black Bear!! Stay litty wolfie kids!! ”


The Black Bear Series 4/7